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"Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to show the wisdom and superiority of the speaker. It has all the insidiousness of self-praise, and all the ill-desert of falsehood." By Tyron Edwards Post to mySpace/your site "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." By Errol Flynn Post to mySpace/your site "My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." By Rita Rudner Post to mySpace/your site "More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly." By Woody Allen Post to mySpace/your site "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." By Henry Ford Post to mySpace/your site "My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." By Stephen Hawking Post to mySpace/your site "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." By James Joyce Post to mySpace/your site "My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there." By Charles F. Kettering Post to mySpace/your site "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." By Groucho Marx Post to mySpace/your site "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution." By Henry Louis Mencken Post to mySpace/your site "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." By Hesketh Pearson Post to mySpace/your site "Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch." By Robert Orben Post to mySpace/your site "My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping." By Rita Rudner Post to mySpace/your site "Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him." By Minna Antrim Post to mySpace/your site "My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one." By Groucho Marx Post to mySpace/your site "My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee." By Phyllis Diller Post to mySpace/your site "Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite." By Jean Kerr Post to mySpace/your site "Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart." By Becky Rodenbeck Post to mySpace/your site "Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention." By Margaret Mead Post to mySpace/your site "Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups." By Cathy Guisewite Post to mySpace/your site Page(s)  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74