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Quotes by Henny Youngman "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." By Henny Youngman Post to mySpace/your site Page(s)  1